it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
buttlicked: *touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident
principatus: fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
sloth-grunge: uryoungandfree: sloth-grunge: do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I SAID THIS TODAY AND MY FRIENDS THOUGHT I WAS BEING DISGUSTING AND THEY TOLD ME PLEASE DONT TRY AND FIND OUT BUT OMG SOMEONE IS JUST AS CRAZY AS ME hey
arcticblackeys: fallarbor-town: in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
eyeslikecominghome: a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
thats-slightly-raven: spoken-not-written: thats-slightly-raven: My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now. oh crumbs. I swear to god.
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible do you see it d o y o u